Sky News carried two reports on the US Open:
Tennis world number one stops play after strong smell of cannabis
Social media influencers told to be quiet after US Open disruption
English cricket fans are familiar with the phrase 'Rain stops play' and now we have a new one: Weed stops play.
Tennis tournaments have become THE place to get high and post videos of yourself to your Tik-Tok account.
Is anyone actually there for the tennis? Doubtful.
Except for the players of course.
Wimbledon needs to take note. Maybe strawberries and cream is past it?
What fans want is awesome weed and a 5G connection.
FNN interviewed a leading tennis star who commented:
"Hindu Kush. It's the best, I'm addicted," an anonymous tennis player told FNN. "I cannot stop smoking it".
But how does any championship keep tennis fans, and the players, in supply?
Easy. Just contact Taliban Terry on Telegram or his charming wife 'Purple Haze' Poppy. They even deliver by drone.