Caitlin Johnstone reports:
Hey Americans! Escape Debt By Going To War With Iran!
Today in dystopia, war pundits have begun suggesting that the US could recruit sufficient troops for a ground invasion of Iran by offering young Americans debt forgiveness in exchange for enlisting.
The author of this absurd suggestion - Jerusalem Post’s AJ Jaff - is apparently a Canadian so FNN has an even better suggestion:
Pay young Americans to invade Canada instead!
No expensive foreign travel involved and everyone who served could be awarded with a newly-minted 51st State crypto coin featuring the head of Donald Trump crowned with a Maple leaf.
Bonus!