The Daily Mail reports:
Boris blasts 'sickening' Trump deal with Putin: Ex-PM calls on Royal Navy to intercept Russia's diesel and says US 'bankrolls slaughter'
Another laughable intervention from Mr Johnson – a staunch ally of Ukraine, who was the first Western leader to visit Kyiv after the Russian invasion when he helped to undermine the 2022 Istanbul peace talks between Russia and Ukraine leading to the West bankrolling the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of Russians and Ukrainians. Now that's sickening.
Surely he hasn't just discovered that the USA bankrolls slaughter? Where's he been for the last few decades - asleep?
But Rip Van Johnson should also know that the Royal Navy can't even intercept illegal immigrant people traffickers let alone take on the US navy to stop Russian diesel shipments. He obviously went to sleep after the the Battle of Trafalgar when Britannia ruled the waves and just woke up.
Then again diesel tankers are usually unarmed so are the perfect target for boarding by armed pirates in the English channel.
Perhaps if the navy or marines can't do it then some Somalians should be recruited from the UK's growing Somalian diaspora - we could call them the 'Drake Division', base them in the Travelodge, Plymouth and teach them how to play bowls.
Boris has clearly lost his mind and should stick to wallpapering.