The New Labour Lexicon

Most phrases mean the same thing

FNN is proud to be the first to publish extracts from the New Labour Lexicon, a list of phrases that turn out to mean much the same thing.

Here are just some of the entries:

  • It is regrettable - I got caught out
  • An unfortunate error - I got caught out
  • An error of judgement - I got caught out
  • I had no knowledge - I got caught out
  • I was given incorrect advice - I got caught out
  • I made a mistake - I got caught out
  • I was careless - I got caught out
  • I breached a rule - I got caught out
  • I inadvertantly failed - I got caught out
  • I have never authorised - I got caught out
  • I sincerely regret - I got caught out
  • I back my minister - He/she got caught out
  • He/she has my confidence - He/she got caught out
  • I don't recall - otherwise I may get caught out
  • I can't answer that question - otherwise I may get caught out

No doubt FNN readers can think of many more.

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