Upskirting Crackdown

Scottish military pleased

Sky News reports:

London crime crackdown as over 140 people arrested including phone thieves and upskirter

[https://news.sky.com/story/london-crime-crackdown-as-over-140-people-arrested-including-phone-thieves-and-upskirter-13467913]

The upskirting camera was discovered embedded into a tube station escalator step and was apparently transmitting the pictures to a Japanese website named ahnopanties.jp (translated from Japanese).

Rab C Nesbitt, a spokesperson from the Scottish kilt-wearing regiment The Third Foot and Mouth, recently returned from service in the Khyber Pass, told FNN:

All this upskirting malarky is messin' wi' ma heed.

Anyone for a bevy?

The Scottish soldiers are known to use this escalator regularly as the tube station is near their favourite London pub - The Clansman.

Why anyone bothers with upskirting with all the filth readily available online is a mystery but women should be able to walk about without some nutter shoving a camera up their skirt while they wait to go to the bathroom.

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