A new analysis of EU (and UK) policy regarding Ukraine has been published by someone called William Shakespeare in a work of historical theatre called Henry V.
Shakespeare refers to the EU and UK policy regarding Ukraine as:
To busy giddy minds with foreign quarrels.
EU spokesperson, Ursula Von Richthofen told FNN:
Ah. But Shakespeare also said:
That’s a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a bear.
Or was it a lion?
Shakespeare also references a battle (Agincourt) that was also won by aerial wunderwaffen (arrows) against a numerically superior opponent (France).
And that's why we need a no-fly zone.