The news that Russian firms are to be allowed to issue Panda bonds in China to raise capital, reminds FNN of the old Bernard Manning joke about the Duke of Edinburgh's concern over the declining panda population:
[https://www.tiktok.com/@theoleclassics/video/7394969915897204000]
Only a thousand pandas left in the world.
Who gives a f**k about pandas?
Wouldn't worry me if I'd never seen a f**kin panda.
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Even a panda won't f**k a panda.
That's why there's no f**king pandas.