New Show

I'm an immigrant, get me a visa!

Sky News reports:

The Trump administration is considering a TV show whereby immigrants compete for the prize of US citizenship, the Department for Homeland Security has confirmed.

FNN has learned that the new show, called Climbing the Wall, sets the citizen candidate teams various tasks, including:

  • Setting up a landscaping business
  • Operating a popup Taco van
  • Building an unscalable wall from paper mache
  • building a boat and crossing a body of water without Albanian help
  • Posing as a fake M13 gang and evading a shootout with law enforcement

A train is already on its way from Honduras packed with people who want to audition for the show.

As well as gaining full US citizenship, the winning candidate will become part of the new Trump protection squad known as Nunca 8647- with the privileged duty of standing in front of the President wherever he goes.

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