Sky News reports:
Half-tonne piece of Soviet rocket may have crashed through atmosphere over south of England
FNN can confirm that debris has in fact landed in a garden in North Dorset.
The householder told FNN:
The debris, that looks like one of those Russian dolls, smashed into a Buddha in my garden.
I knew the UK was under imminent threat from Russia but didn't realise that threat would end up ruining my lawn.
A spokesperson from MI6 told FNN:
We believe this missile was supposed to hit the Skripals house in Salisbury but went slightly off course.
We will be sending a special team from the Porton Down biolab to check for signs of Novichok.