The former founder and chairman of the board of trustees of the Davos-based Mysterons has resigned in response to allegations of misconduct by a whistleblower.
According to the Mysteron website:
Geneva, Switzerland, 21 April 2025 – Klaus Schwab, Chairman of the Board of Trustees of the World Economic Forum, has informed the Board:
“Following my recent announcement, and as I enter my 88th year, I have decided to step down from the position of Chair and as a member of the Board of Trustees, with immediate effect.”
FNN has learned that a former Spectrum Angel - we are unsure if it is Harmony, Melody, Rhapsody or Symphony - has claimed that a man was asking them for free massages after offering to use his powers of matter transference to turn certain body parts into melons.
According to the Angels, he could only be a Mysteron.
Captain Scarlet, sourge of the Mysterons and currently residing in a care home near Woking, commented:
Any chance of an Angel giving me a massage?