Following the news that the 'corridor care' offered by the UK's NHS to A&E patients can result in waits of up to 10 days before you can get a bed on a ward, FNN has learned that a new range of luxury trolleys will be available from the NHS website.
No longer will patients have to put up with regulation uncomfortable trolleys parked in remote parts of a hospital.
Instead, for only £8675 (plus VAT), patients can purchase one of the new luxury trolleys that include:
- being located next to a window with a view of the hospital carpark
- a feather down duvet and electric blanket on-demand in winter
- a 'concierge service' nurse to respond to their every whim
- unlimited drinks, snacks and 'comfort' visits
- a 46 inch OLED TV fastened to the end of the trolley for 24/7 entertainment
Patients who are Prime members will be able to take their trolleys home when they are discharged via a new 'trolley delivery' service provided by Amazon.