Are you a Jeffrey Goldberg wannabee?
Now you too may get the opportunity to join Trump's elite online Signal group.
UK 'newspaper' the Mirror makes this offer to get the latest 'Donald Trump updates':
All you have to do to join is click this link select 'Join Chat' and you're in! We may also send you stories from other titles across the Reach group.
We will also treat our community members to special offers, promotions, and adverts from us and our partners. If you don’t like our community, you can check out any time you like.
Soon you can add your emojis to the discussion and the special offers could include paying to have your name on a bomb destined for the Houtis or making up your own Marjorie-Taylor Greene (MTG) headline just like the Mirror!
Life gets more interesting every day!