In a shock announcement President Trump has fired the Governor of Canada, Justin Trudeau, after a tit-for-tat tariff war between the federal goverment and the 51st state.
The President reportedly told Trudeau to 'go back where he came from' which puzzled the world's media until VP J D Vance explained that Trudeau comes from a 'random country' that hasn't fought a war in 20 to 30 years.
A spokesperson told FNN:
We protect Canada. But it’s not fair. It’s not fair that they’re not paying their way. And if they had to pay their way, the 51st state couldn’t exist.
After all, there's only so much maple syrup you can eat, right?
The Governor has vowed to fight his firing and has called on loyal Canadian truck drivers to back him with a Convoy!
Good luck with that.