Colonel Kurtz Speaks

About Starmer as EU messenger boy

Renegade US leader, President "Kurtz" Trump, had this to say from his jungle lair at Mar-A-Lago about the role UK PM Keir Starmer is trying play as messenger between the EU and the USA:

You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Not surprising really when according to Yahoo!News this is what Starmer's Foreign Minister David Lammy previously said about Trump:

In 2017, Lammy called Trump a “racist and KKK/neo-Nazi sympathiser”. A year later, the Tottenham MP wrote in Time magazine that he would be protesting against the then-government’s “capitulation to this tyrant in a toupee”, in reference to Trump’s first official visit to the UK.

“Trump is not only a woman-hating, neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath,” Lammy wrote, “he is also a profound threat to the international order that has been the foundation of Western progress for so long.”

Lammy also said this about Russian President Vladimir Putin:

Putin's invasion of Ukraine is in his interest alone - to expand his mafia state into a mafia empire.

To which US Defense Secretary Pete "Willard" Hegseth had this to say:

Lammy, Mr Lammy, is from some North London shithole. The light and space of Ukraine really put the zap on his head.

US VP J D "Kilgore" Vance also warned:

Someday this war is gonna end. And anyway, Zelensky don't surf!

Wise words as Europe prepares for Apocalypse Now and the Ride of the Valkyries.

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