According to Sky News, the UK Prime Minister:
...said on Tuesday he had "established a good relationship" with Mr Tump despite the Trump campaign filing a legal complaint against Labour officials travelling to the US to volunteer for Kamala Harris in the tightly fought presidential race.
A spokesperson told FNN:
The PM is only demonstrating the UK's world-renowned foreign policy skills, honed over centuries of Empire building and colonial oppression.
The fact that the PM thinks he is mates with Trump while actively trying to undermine his campaign for re-election is just politics as usual.
Suck-it up orange-tan man!
Mr Trump was going to send Mr Starmer a diamond-encrusted MAGA cap as a gift, knowing his penchant for luxury freebies, but instead all he sent was an expired voucher for a round at one of his golf courses.