Following the acquittal of climate change protestors for climbing on the roof of former UK Prime Minister Sunak's home in Yorkshire, the UK is bracing itself for a new 'roof raves' craze.
Apparently it is now OK to trespass onto other people's roofs, especially if they are on holiday at the time.
AirBNB are rumoured to be considering a new roof category on their site.
A spokesperson explained:
This could be a major new revenue earner for AirBNB as every house has a roof that they could rent out for nightly roof raves.
Bands that don't play no more cos' there's too much fighting on the dance floor, are also considering organizing roof raves rather like the Beatles did in London back in the day.
Meanwhile, Marley Tiles is scrambling to design a new 'rave-proof' roof tile to ensure there are no breakages that anyone can be prosecuted for.
Swedish Lutheran Minister Greta Thunderberg will discuss roof raves in her latest sermon entitled:
A roof is not a rave. Unless there's someone sitting there.
Hal David would be proud.