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No more clothing donations

The Spectator reports that:

This evening No. 10 sources have said that Starmer, Angela Rayner and Rachel Reeves will no longer accept clothing donations. It comes after the Financial Times reported that both the Deputy Prime Minister and Chancellor had also accepted thousands of pounds worth of clothing from donors.

No longer will the top brass at the Labour Party accept clothing donations to go clubbing or watch Arsenal.

A spokesperson explained:

Those big metal dumpsters outside Labour Party headquarters are completely full and beginning to smell so we can now longer accept clothing donations from party well-wishers.

Instead of donating your clothes to the Labour Party please deposit them instead at your local council waste disposal centre where they can be distributed to more deserving folk such as the Conservative leadership candidates that claim to have been 'working people' at some point in their lives.

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