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Ice lolly licking!

Ice lolly licking may soon be part of the national curriculum in the UK.

According to Sky News:

Four major science bodies have urged the government to include a series of "essential experiences" in plans for three to 11-year-olds, along with playing with shadows, digging in soil, visiting garden centres, recycling and playing musical instruments.

Children with limited first-hand experiences are "undeniably at a disadvantage", the report suggested.

FNN has learned that other 'essential experiences' being considered include:

  • How to setup your own Onlyfans page
  • How to protest against the 'far-right'
  • How to use AI to create fake images
  • How to troll on social media
  • How to eat a Greggs bacon roll without getting sauce all over your chops
  • How to change your gender without telling your parents

 

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