'Capacity concerns' in overcrowded UK prisons, primarily 'up North', has resulted in a new solution to deal with the influx of 'far-right' rioters:
Send them to the Ukraine!
Here they can flaunt their right-wing connections, symbols and heroes with the full backing of the USA and the EU.
So far there are a number of options on offer to 'far-right' rioters, currently either on bail or in police cells, including:
- Convert to Islam
- Join immigrants living in a selected number of Holiday Inn Express hotels
- Undergo the infamous 'Ludovico treatment' where they are forced to watch endless videos of Keir Starmer's speeches
- Live in Ken Livingstone's spare bedroom under the new 'Homes for the Disinformed' scheme
- Emigrate to Clacton
- Get shipped to the frontline with Russia to beef up the depleted manpower of the Azov regiments
Widely known as 'Operation Early Death' these new options are designed to reduce the number of pesky right-wingers expressing their right to free speech in the UK.