Biden Replacement Found

In the White House gardens

Democrats think they have found the ideal replacement for President Biden after his disastrous debate performance:

Chance the Gardener!

Chance was discovered in the White House gardens tending the begonias and he is thought to stand a better chance to beat Trump than Gavin Newsom who will only alienate the homeless vote.

FNN asked a homeless person camped in central San Francisco what he thought of Newsom for President and he told us:

F**k off cracker! Can't you see I'm taking a dump?

FNN then asked Chance:

Do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?

He responded:

As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

Wise words.

This is what you need to 'debate a liar' - that and enough mental competence to be able to point out something is a lie and why.

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