Following his performance at the first 2024 election televised debate, Jill Biden has rewarded her husband with a waffle.
A reward that certainly reflected the debate as a whole, if in fact you could understand or believe any of it.
Melania Trump, who did not attend the debate, sent her husband a cocktail - a dark and stormy - probably reflecting her current mood.
Over a quarter of a century after Bill Clinton lied I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, Trump was forced to lie I did not have sex with a porn star. Oh dear.
As JJ Cale said:
You told me this, you told me that
You try to tell me, tell me where it's at
You said you loved me, I can see through that
Lies, lies, lies
Democrat Travis Bickle was also unimpressed by the debate and told FNN apropos of nothing:
All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Amen to that. God Bless America!