China has brought the first samples ever collected from 'far side' of the moon back to earth.
FNN has learned that the first sample brought back is a copy of the Pink Floyd album Dark Side of the Moon.
Unfortunately side two has a big scratch on it and when played only keeps repeating the lyric: Money! It's a gas.
We asked the mysterious Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, for his comment:
The far side of the moon always faces away from Earth, so up until now none of you cowering earthlings have had any idea what goes on there especially as it is always obscured by clouds.
We warn the Chinese about meddling in our affairs and becoming another brick in the wall of Elon Musk's plans to invade Mars.
Whooooohahahaha!