After months of suspense, Trump has announced his running mate for the 2024 US elections: Michelle Obama!
A spokesperson told FNN:
Recently, Mr Trump picked up Michelle's book "Becoming" from a pile of bargain books at Barnes and Noble.
After reading the blurb on the back cover he made one of his famous instinctive 'art of the deal' decisions that Michelle was the gal for him.
Apparently the Obama's have become tired of running the USA through their demented proxy Joe Biden and have decided to cut their losses and ally with Trump as the means back to power, hopefully via Trump keeling over and the Veep becoming President.
The Trump/Obama ticket is now expected to win by a landslide and provoke a handy uptick in the sales of the Obama's books. Bonus!