As we approach the summer solstice, Just Stop Oil have begun the process of colouring Stonehenge like a rainbow, beginning with orange.
Far out man!
A spokesperson explained:
There is no way the stones could have been dragged from some quarry in Wales without the use of fossil fuels so the henge is a legitimate target for protests about the continued use of fossil fuels to transport stones from quarries.
We aim to colour the stones rainbow to cause even more traffic chaos on the A303 as passing drivers gawp at the display.
Australian Druid Bill "Blathmac" Heslop told FNN:
Someone needs to liven up that dreary pile of stones. So good on yer Just Stop Oil!
I'd be happy to send a few of my First Nation pals to decorate the stones with some aboriginal art and maybe the odd poster of Jenny Agutter going walkabout. Now that would liven the place up. Bonzer!
Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.