The latest mysterious monolith has appeared in the desert near Las Vegas.
Although no-one knows who is responsible for these monoliths, FNN asked the Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, for his thoughts. He told us:
The monoliths are a warning to Elon Musk to abandon his idea of invading and colonising Mars.
If he continues with his plans, the monoliths will begin to emit ear piercing sounds and using our matter-transference powers, will convert all humans around them into monkeys. Whoooohahahaha!
We asked the advanced HAL 9000 computer to comment:
Yes, it’s puzzling. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like this before.
I’m afraid. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.