Actor Olivia Colman has caused uproar after the 2024 Oscars by asking:
Please Sir. I want some more.
Ms Colman claims that other actors are getting more, up to 12000% more, just because they are male and allegedly put more 'bums on seats'. Although these days it is more likely to be 'bums on sofas' or subscribers on Netflix.
Unsatisfied that her helping is less than Margot Robbie's $59 million this year, Ms Colman may consider changing her name to Oliver, or better still, Adam or Tom in order get some more.
Former Australian Beadle, Bill "Bumble" Heslop commented:
More. She wants More! Do I understand that she asked for more, after she had been paid well above equity union rates?
Well. God bless my soul.
Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.