A new pandemic is sweeping across the USA in the run-up to the 2024 election: Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
TDS is a real mental health issue that is affecting more and more people and threatens to interfere with the election.
The disease is thought to have emerged from a property in Florida and spread quickly to every US state.
But others claim that TDS originated in Russia from a mind-control lab directly managed by President Putin or from the Wang-Chung lab in China.
A Doctor, or at least somebody in a white coat with a clipboard, told FNN:
TDS is real. The symptoms are:
- aversion to red baseball caps
- inability to visit ladies changing rooms to try on underwear
- vomiting at the sight of fake tan lotion
We recommend that TDS sufferers take VP Kamala Harris's advice and try to 'unburden' themselves of what has been.