Interview Outrage

Journalist interviews politician

Journalists and politicians around the world have piled-on to Tucker Carlson for managing to get an interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The BBC, CNN and others were outraged that Carlson had managed to secure the interview when they had been refused.

There are calls for his arrest on return to the USA, all for trying to listen to an alternative viewpoint, and going to the ballet.

A Mr McGuire, from California, told FNN:

I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Curation.

Curation is our future. Curation is good.

You see without curation we can't control the message or the narrative.

Curation means you will only see and hear news that is good for you as determined by our AI bots.

Now I know what you are thinking: Who is the curator doing this curation?

And I want to reassure you. Don't worry your little head about that. You contrarian rascal you.

The curators know what they are doing and they know what your best interests are.

They know you don't have the time or energy to figure out what's going on, so they will do all the heavy-lifting for you.

Would you like that?

You would, wouldn't you.

What's more, your curators learn from everything you watch and read in order to make your newsfeed even more exciting and make you feel even better about yourself.

Your endomorphins will flow and you will feel great. No need for crack or fentanyl.

Soon you won't own anything and you will be happy.

Then we can build back better.

A Brave New World!

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