Biden Admits to Seance

Former French president participated

President Biden has caused a sensation by revealing that at the 2021 G7 conference he and other leaders of the free world participated in a seance.

One of those who responded from the past was none other than French President Francois Mitterand.

Mitterand thanked Biden for giving him the chance to address the conference before bursting into song with a rendition of "Ça plane pour moi" a popular hit in France from 1979.

This prompted current French president Emmanuel Macron to jump up and begin pogoing at the other end of the Ouija board.

Plastic Bertrand was unavailable for comment.

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