Venetian gondoliers were celebrating today after it was revealed that a Gondolier has tipped a bunch of tourists into a canal.
The Gondolier, known as Topo Gigio for his mousy good looks, told FNN:
Ima sick of thema aasking me the sama question: Please sing 'just one cornetto' for us.
And taking theira fangoul selfies.
So Ia dumped them in the canal.
You donta like it? Then you can Keesa me goo'night!
Venice is considering introducing a $5 charge for every selfie taken on a Gondola.