Splashdown!

Every phone has a mute button

A Republican presidential hopeful was heard taking a dump while being interviewed live on air.

Listeners could clearly hear:

  • the shuffling of feet
  • the sound of magazine pages turning
  • a series of splashes
  • a toilet roll being tugged

Unfortunately what was not captured was any sound of flushing or hand washing indicating poor hygiene habits.

Apparently anything goes now during remote interviews and no-one seems to understand what a mute button is for.

God bless America and God help us all.

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