A new laptop has been announced by the Biden Alternate Reality Foundation (BARF) that comes pre-loaded with masses of exciting content personally curated by Mr Hunter Biden himself.
The licensed content is a treasure trove of dubious emails and texts, porn and escort contacts that is guaranteed to provide hours of fun for all the family.
And in related news, FNN has learned that a Special Counsel appointed to investigate the Biden family business, will be none other than President Zelensky of the Ukraine.
A spokesperson explained:
We are pleased that President Zelensky is able to take time off from his job as funding-manager for the Ukraine war to assist in this investigation.
It's not a foregone conclusion but we expect the outcome to be that everything suspicious about the Biden family can be traced either to Russian interference or former President Trump or both.
And the American taxpayer need not worry about the cost of the investigation.
We have allocated the $6 billion 'accounting error' recently discovered in the funding of the Ukraine war to pay for the activities of the Special Counsel.