Climate change alarmists have seized on recent wildfires in Greece as further evidence of 'anthropogenic climate change'.
This was reinforced by the Greek climate change minister Vassilis Kikilias, who told a news conference the vast majority of fires "were caused by human hands" and said they were "arsons either by criminal negligence or by intention".
Apparently, the Greek 'troika' of extreme heat, tinder-dry undergrowth and arsonists has led to another climate change catastrophe.
Swedish Lutheran Minister, Greta Thunderberg, weighed in with a recent sermon to her congregation of Scoldinavians claiming that the Greek arsonists were a 'metaphor' for all human activity aimed at destroying the earth.
The arsonists who start wildfires are no different from the multitude of people who burn oil to create harmful CO2 emissions.
They are all contributors to anthropogenic climate change so I am calling for a worldwide ban on matches.
According to Sky News: Scientists have described extreme heat as a "silent killer" particularly affecting the poor, elderly and those with existing medical conditions - who are unfortunately unable to outrun the extreme heat of the flames on their zimmer frames.
Australian arsonist Bill "Bryant & May" Heslop told FNN from Melbourne:
Linking wildfires to climate change is bonkers.
Most of them are started by lightning strikes, barbecues or Buddhist monks self-immolating privately in the countryside.
Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.