Elon Musk's Neuralink company has been approved by the US FDA to start testing the implantation of chips into human brains.
A spokesperson for the company told FNN:
The first chip to be tested will be implanted in the brain of a Jiu-Jitsu fighter named Mark Zuckerberg.
We will aim to see if the actions of this medal-winning martial arts fighter can be controlled while he is involved in a controlled cage fight with our founder, Mr Musk.
For example we will be interested to see if our chip can control Mr Zuckerberg's famous 'thousand yard stare' that he uses to intimidate his opponents.
Scottish AI expert Rab C Nesbitt commented:
You'll no find me with no chip messin' wi ma heed! I only like ma chips with a fish supper and a fried Mars bar.