Jeremy Corbyn's band, aka The Corbynistas, will not be performing at Glastonbury as planned due to some of their songs being denounced as 'anti-semitic'.
The Corbynistas consist of Jeremy (lead vocals), Jackie Walker (lead guitar) and Ken Loach (drums).
A spokesperson for the festival told FNN:
We are not cancelling the Corbynistas due to anti-semitism. We are cancelling them because Jeremy can't sing.
Have you ever heard his rendition of 'The Red Flag'?
You know he's been banned from the Labour Party for not being a slave to the rhythm?
If Glastonbury is about anything, it's about the music.
Not mud. Or wellies. Or pasties. Or traffic jams. Or garbage. But music.
This means the crowd will be unable to enjoy the Corbynistas theme tune: West Bank Blues off their hit album Occupied Territory.