The UK's Ministry of Defence (MOD) has admitted that the release of an updated plan on the size and strength of the UK's armed forces has been delayed.
A spokesperson for the MOD told FNN:
The plan has been delayed as we are unable to find our military assets. They only exist on paper or have been shipped to the Ukraine.
There is also a debate about what the real threat is to the UK. Is it aggression from another state or is it another NATO war starting to which we have to give away all our assets?
Whatever happens we can expect a dramatic change in our future forces such as the RAF being replaced by the RDF (Royal Drone Force), the Army being retrained for civil repair work to fix Britian's crumbling infrastructure and the Navy being slimmed down to act mainly as a Migrant Defence Force (MDF) to ensure we can manage the cross channel people trafficking in a safe and humane manner.