Following the breaching of the Kakhovka dam in the Ukraine, the Ukraine blamed Russia and the Russians blamed Ukraine.
But FNN has learned that it may be the UK that was behind the whole operation in a repeat of the famous 'Dambusters' 1943 raid on the Möhne, Eder, and Sorpe dams in Germany. That raid caused widespread damage and civilian casualties but strangely enough, much like the incineration of numerous German and Japanese cities by round-the-clock and nuclear bombing, it was not considered a war crime.
Apparently, the top secret 'Operation Spanking' comprised a bunch of plucky Brits - led by a man smoking a pipe known as 'Biffo' - flying a number of prop jobs low level right across Europe. They managed to take out the dam with a replica of the famous 'bouncing bomb' (NB nothing to do with Ivana Trump aka the bouncing Czech) which the sophisticated Russian air defences failed to notice.
The raid was a complete success and the flight returned to RAF Scampi at dawn for a hearty breakfast of bacon and eggs washed down with mugs of tea.
(NB Da dada da, dada da da da dada da da da is nothing to with the famous 'Dambusters March' tune but if fact part of the theme tune from Thunderbirds. FNN apologizes for the mistake.)