FNN has learned that MI5 are claiming that Russian interference is to blame for the unhelpful press associated with the upcoming coronation of King Charles III.
Russian hackers are being blamed for fake news such as:
- Joe Biden refusing to go because 'I'm Irish'
- Fergie being refused an invitation due to her 'gingerness'
- Meghan staying away because she had a previously arranged bouncy castle play-date in Montecito
- The new throne is to be made by Royal Appointment by Messrs. Thomas Crapper & Co.
- Elton John not being retained to compose the Coronation music
- Many of the great and good are refusing to attend if they must travel to the event by bicycle and not private jet
- Greggs will be the official caterer offering a new and exclusive Coronation Bacon Roll with special 'Pass the Duchy' sauce
- The coronation 'goodie-bag' in Ukrainian colours will include a free copy of Harry's bestselling book Spare, an acorn and an Axe