Crisp Company Introduces New Flavor

On the back of the latest migration furore

A man who sells crisps has caused a massive furore over comments about the UK Government's migration policy.

But in every cloud there is a silver lining and FNN has learned that UK consumers will now benefit from a new flavour of crisp:

Bratwurst flavour!

A spokesperson for the Crisp Association of Potatoheads (CRAP) told FNN:

Now that it has become clear that Britain is turning into a country ruled by Nazi sympathizers, we have decided to tap into the Zeitgeist and introduce Bratwurst flavour crisps - apparently a favourite snack of those heroic fighters for Ukrainian freedom, the Azov Regiment.

A whole new TV advertising campaign is to be introduced with the presenter in a cool SS-looking uniform and new Swastika-like branding on our crisp packets.

Oh! And the new flavour packets will also contain free plastic toys for kids to collect.

FNN believes the range of toys will include: an Iron Cross, a totenkopf signet ring and a clip-on Hitler moustache. Kids who collect the whole series will be personally decorated at a ceremony to be held in Berlin and presented with a box set of Leni Riefenstahl DVDs.

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