New Valentines Day Gift

Sanitary-ware innovation

Now you can send yourself a special valentines day gift dedicated to your ex-lover: a custom toilet bowl!

A spokesperson for a leading maker of crappers told FNN:

We are finding that many people want some kind of revenge on their ex-lovers. So rather than using something nasty and illegal like revenge porn, our new custom product is the ideal solution.

We place a picture of your ex on the bottom of your toilet bowl so he/she/it can receive the perfect gift from you every day of the year, making for a truly satisfying dump and thoroughly enjoyable toilet experience.

The bowl also includes a vigorous circular flushing motion so you can really rub it in their face.

Happy Valentines Day from FNN!

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