Key Workers to Strike

UK faces new key worker strikes

FNN has learned that two of the UK's most important key workers are set to strike alongside the many others currently striking in the UK.

A spokesperson for the Coffee Barista Union (CBU) told FNN:

Baristas are among the most important key workers in the UK, serving millions of flat whites, lattes and americanos every day, many with a yummy hazelnut shot. Imagine how life would be if you couldn't pay £4.50 for a cup of coffee!

A spokesperson for the Bacon Roll Union (BRU) told FNN:

Bacon rolls have become a staple diet item for most of the UK's road drivers. Imagine how life would be without red or brown sauce dripping down onto your trousers as you eat a roll in the fast lane of the motorway while making a mobile call and listening to explicit rap music.

It truly is hard to imagine how life would be without key workers like these brightening up your day.

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