Supporters of Democracy around the world have condemned events in Brazil where election deniers stormed the congress and highest court last night.
Sound familiar?
Obviously, the events have been blamed on former President Trump since it is known that former Brazilian President Bolsonaro is currently in Florida and was spotted eating at one of Trump's favorite restaurants - a KFC near Mar-a-Lago. Speculation is that an overthrow plot was hatched over a family bucket of chicken with coleslaw and bean sides and washed down with a gallon of diet coke.
Expect a new KFC menu item soon: The Bolsonaro Bucket (with optional Brazil nut gravy).
A girl from Ipanema told FNN:
It's like wild, man. One minute I was swinging cool and swaying gently and the next minute I was storming government buildings in Brasilia!
Mr Trump? He, like, gostosa bro.
While over at the Copa, allegedly the hottest spot north of Havana due to climate change, Barry Manilow was belting out:
And then the punches flew
And chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and single gunshot
But just who shot who?
Quite.