An experiment conducted in China has shown that nuclear fusion could provide the energy of the future.
One billion chinese school children were equipped with magnifying glasses that they used to direct the sun's rays on to a capsule containing the elements deuterium and tritium, heating it to over 3 million degrees similar to the kind of heat generated by a small star.
A spokesperson from the Chinese team told FNN:
Who needs lasers? With all these kids focusing sun's rays we could fry any fly anywhere and feed the world!
Next we will be training the children on how to shoot down US satellites, cruise missiles and Amazon drones with this new technology breakthrough!
Stocks in magnifying glass makers FlyFry Inc. jumped 500% on the news.