The Son-Gat People Trafficking Company has exclusively told FNN that it will be offering a new service for migrants to come to the UK, in addition to its current service offerings of:
- travel by heated container truck (furnished by IKEA)
- zodiac fast-boat crossing of the English channel to a beach of your choice
- single-person catapult
The new service offering is a flight by private jet on a fake diplomatic passport.
A spokesperson for the Son-Gat People Trafficking Company told FNN:
Our new service is designed to attract high-rolling migrants for whom money is no object. A flight costs around €10K and includes a champagne breakfast, mohair cabin socks and a goody bag. We recently did a successful test-run flying migrants into 5 different EU countries.
In fact the test was so successful that US Florida Governor Ron De Santis (Rep) has contacted us about a contract to fly his illegal immigrants into Democrat states. Bonus!