Alexa Thunderberg

First Amazon Alexa Activist model: The Thunderberg

The first of Amazon's Alexa Activist models is expected to be for sale soon. The Alexa Activist Thunderberg has specially adapted algorithms for supporting climate change activism, for example:

Question: Hey Alexa! What's the weather for tomorrow?

Answer: Probably burning hot, torrential rain or hurricane winds. That's what you get for burning fossil fuels.

Question: Hey Alexa! What's the best way to cook a steak?

Answer: Don't. You should eat less meat and switch to insects.

Question: Hey Alexa? Any tips for relaxation?

Answer: You should be panicking not relaxing. Don't you realize we are heading for an extinction event!

The new Alexa Activist Thunderberg is also also endorsed by a Mr. David Attenborg who has added speciality data for Alexa to respond to questions about walruses and polar bears disappearing due to lack of sea ice.

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