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Now you can sponsor WMDs

Following news that you can now pay to sponsor a message on a Ukrainian weapon that will be used to kill Russians, FNN has learned that many other kinds of sponsorship options are now available for those with money to message, for example you can now sponsor:

  • a people-trafficking container
  • a beheading by ISIS
  • a chemical weapons strike

Apparently the Ukrainian weapons are just the start of an exciting new trend as you can also sponsor weapons to kill children in Yemen, Uighers in China and Palestinians in the Gaza strip. There's literally no limit as to how far this latest example of crowdfunding and that wacky wisdom of crowds can go.

Pricing ranges from $30 for a mortar round to thousands of dollars for a drone strike (Afghan weddings are extra). And in order to democratize the ability to put your personal message on deadly weapons, the crowdfunding website is also investigating putting messages on individual bullets and offering a premium product that includes a drone photo of the results of your sponsored weapon strike that you can send to the families of the victims. Bonus!

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