Potential Big Brother contestant Katie Hopkins has had her visa cancelled and is to be deported from Australia for opening the door to her hotel room when naked causing room service staff to drop her order of kangaroo ribs and run for the elevator.
Australia, apparently, has been shocked by this blatant breach of quarantine rules as it is now illegal to get naked in Australia if you are not wearing a mask, observing social distancing and haven't had both your vaccinations.
Far Out Hopkins, who probably orchestrated the whole thing as a publicity stunt, also had her Big Brother contract cancelled but has now reportedly been offered a gig by Abby Winters whose lesbian covid-protest porn is proving highly popular in the bush.
Bill "Battler" Heslop, the mayor of Porpoise Spit, told FNN:
No wonder the f**kin birth rate is going down in Oz with these covid restrictions...Katie Hopkins can stay in my hotel room anytime, she's my kind of Sheila!
Hey Muriel. Fetch me a tinny. I'm parched!