China Extends Silk Road to Helsinki

China is behind latest extension to Silk Road.

FNN has learned that it is likely that a new tunnel will be built by China to connect Tallinn, Estonia with Helsinki in Finland.

This extends the Silk Road into Scandinavia with a tunnel that will be longer than the English channel tunnel.

At the midpoint of the tunnel will be a new "Energy Island", built by Denmark, to dispense cans of Red Bull and other energy drinks to thirsty travelers, all brewed in a new plant exclusively powered by the giant wind turbines that will cover the island. 

Denmark's energy minister Dan Jorgensen commented that the project was:

...a truly great moment for Denmark and the global green transition.

A spokesperson for Red Bull told FNN:

This is a remarkable example of energy conversion from wind to human power. The energy produced by the new energy island will be enough to provide for all mankind's need for Red Bull for the foreseeable future.

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