A Purdue University study has established that many lives are being risked and millions of dollars are being lost due to people playing Twister while driving.
This startling new finding is another endorsement for the introduction of Self-Driving Autonomous Vehicles (or SDAVs) recently reported by FNN as being subject to a Fatwah issued by the leader of the Caliphate.
Apparently a significant number of people are deciding to play Twister while they are driving which can lead to crashes and roadside collateral damage.
We got this comment from a pedestrian who claimed to have seen passengers playing Twister in moving vehicle:
Well, they caught my attention because all the car windows either had asses on them or peoples' faces squashed up against the glass. God knows where the driver was. All I could see was a foot sticking out of the drivers-side window.
A spokesperson for Uber told FNN:
In response to overwhelming demand, we are adding a new ride service that enables our passengers to play Twister in the back of their Uber ride.
A police spokesperson has this advice:
We recommend that drivers play less physical games while driving, such as Jenga or that one with the donkey that kicks its legs out.