Musk Promotes New Payment Currency

You can now pay Musk businesses in Moolah.

Elon Musk announced that he no longer trusts fiat money and will now accept payment in Martian Moolah.

Musk is skipping Bitcoin altogether and instead going straight to the inter-galatic currency that is used on Mars - which, as you know, is where he wants to end up.

Like Bitcoin and Gold, Moolah has a finite number of "Mars Bars" in circulation but unlike bitcoin it uses an even more secure technology to manage inter-party ledger transactions in the currency, a technology known as the "blocked-drain".

So-called because the blocked-drain requires "miners" to go to work to unblock the drain so that the money can circulate efficiently. 

A spokesperson for Mr Musk told FNN:

Many people are not familiar with the Martian currency, the Moolah, but they have been eating Mars Bars for decades without realising this humble chocolate bar is in fact a form of Martian Gold. Chcocolate manufacturer Willy Wonka has known this all along and it was he who informed Mr Musk.

EU spokesperson, Ursula von Richthofen commented:

We do not accept the payment of our EU salaries and pensions in Martian Moolah but we soon will if it turns out to be a better bet than the Euro.

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